Toni Is Our Only Hope

Fanware for the podcast Nobody Listens To Paula Poundstone.

It's 4096 in the old calendar. Toni wakes in her cabin on the CS Defender, a Culpepper-class cruiser. She has hazy memories of drunken revels in the Bouncy Bishop with Randy. (Is that Randy’s helmet? She likes his helmet.)

Her flat thing’s message light is blinking.

Adults only. Language, sexual references